Samurai Masters

There was an American who decided to take a trip to Japan for vacation.

He was walking around taking in the sites when he came upon a Japanese mandressed in clothing he'd never seen before. He approached this man and asked himwhy he wore such unusual clothing.

The Japanese guy replied "I'm #3 Samurai." The American said, "#3Samurai, what's that mean?" So the #3 Samurai asked the American,"Would you like demonstration?." The American stepped back to watchthe demonstration. The #3 Samurai opened a small pouch on his belt and out comesa fly. As the fly took off he drew his sword and made two swipes cutting the flyinto half.

The American was simply amazed by this and asked if there was a #2 Samurai sincehe was #3. The #3 Samurai replied "Yes, would you like to meet him and seedemonstration?"

The American was curious now and agreed to meet the #2 Samurai.

The #3 Samurai takes him to see #2 Samurai and tells the Samurai the Amerianwanted a demonstration. The American steps back to watch. He, too, has a pouchon his belt. He opens it and out comes a fly, about that time he draws his swordand made two swipes cutting the fly in to 4 pieces.

The American is totally bewildered and blown away by such skill andprecision.... then he wonders if there is a #1 Samurai and what could he do tomake him #1. So, he asks #2 Samurai if there is a #1 and could he give ademonstration. The Samurai agrees and takes him to meet the #1 Samurai for ademonstration. Just like the other Samurais he, too, has a pouch on his belt. Heopens the pouch and releases a fly as the fly takes off #1 Samurai draws hissword and makes two swipes except this time the fly flew away.

The American walks up to the #1 Samurai and says, "You must be having a badday because you missed."

The #1 Samurai said, "No miss, fly can no longer have family."