Amish Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed byalmost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that movedapart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no ideawhat it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in awheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls openedand the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boyand his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman steppedout.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get yourmother."